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Suppel
SuppelA homicidally-violent, orange-wearin', monkey-insultin', ugly-as-f*uck monk. He has dim access to Reality, which makes him seem utterly insane.
The Basics
Suppel's PagesSuppel's Sessions in Castle Insomnia Suppel's Sessions in PCs in Arms Suppel's Sessions In Fast Track To Redemption
Suppel's StorySuppel Gans began his journey as a warrior monk in the Norfacordian Royal High Guard learning the violently silly martial art of Eepo-Ord in a hidden monastery in the basement of the castle of Norfacordia. During this time he lived a simple life practicing the crafts of Eepo-Ord and praying to the Liverless Ape. But his story begins when he was scarred across his face by an explosion that demolished the castle above and annihilated all the other monks...
Quotes By and About Suppel"Dead men intrigue no shoemakers." - Godwin? advising Suppel in terms he can understand
"Does it bother you that Rothard has coughed up Dorito dust all over your van?"
"Can't be worse than monkey blood." "God dammit. This happens to all my personalities." "He tried to escape, so I took his larynx." "I FUCKING HATE MONKEYS." "I'm nude. Do something about it." "It's kind of hard to tell where the monkey brains stop and Supple's head begins." "It's raining. Just tell the clones to look up and try not to drown." -Suppel "Justice: The O.K. way to kill people." "You know, in real life, Conan is this red-haired guy." "Your trust in me, while not entirely misplaced, is not of a natural origin."
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