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Season 1: The Fellowship of the BordelloSeason 1: The Fellowship of the Bordello
Reality Date: UnknownGameality Date: November 1, 998—March 1, 999
A series of events that leads the party to Queensbarrow transpires. Father Twitch and Kothar wa Hasis leave the party along the way. While travelling, the party encounters a baby half-elf with a note to the effect of "Take care of me — I'm royalty" and suggesting a reward.
Gameality Date: November 1, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
By this date, the currency all over Shamina has largely stabilized and is no longer barter-based. Lime pieces have assumed the former value of gold, salt pieces of the value of silver, and all metal pieces that of bronze.
Gameality Date: October 31, 998Cobblers: ineptsegue, jesterketch
Kale transforms back into a human (in a naked state) and wigs out due to the extreme stress of the whole experience. The party tracks him down and finds him disguised as a bush (Kale having employed a spell). Once found, Kale passes out. They take him back to the tortoises. Eagle and Kale have much conversation in which Eagle learns the first two tenets of The Way of Kale.
Gameality Date: October 30, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Winter Wolf, Arizu, and Kale track the dwarves and wizard to a cave. After a little while, two stalagmites (actually people from Darkington come to get Arizu who the illusion is interpreting as stalagmites) come out of the walls, grab Arizu, and run off. Winter Wolf and Kale, uncertain of what has happened or what to do about it, tenatively proceed. Soon after, however, the cavern ceiling begins to collapse on them. After much deliberation, Kale transforms himself into an impenetrable snail in order to stop the ceiling. It works — but this is exactly what Kane was hoping for, and his staff falls through the illusion into his hands. The illusion vanishes, and the party finds themselves not in a cavern but in a shack in the forest. Kane teleports out with his globe, and the party is content with mutilating his lackey. Soon after this, Kothar wa Hasis and Eagle Kale-Poslet show up; Kothar to deliver a message to Winter Wolf from the Guild of Light (saying that he has been recalled for another mission) and Eagle to worship Kale (who is now a snail). When Winter Wolf identifies Kale as the snail, Eagle pledges his loyalty forever. Winter Wolf leaves, and Kothar wa Hasis and Eagle spend the next two hours watching Kale slime them a message in the sand: "gather my stuff." This Eagle does. He helps Kale the snail to cross the stream (getting kicked severely by Kale's horse in the process). On the other side of the stream, the party finds Father Twitch, a caffine-addict, unusually short, flaming gay cleric halfling in search of his god. For reasons complex, he and the party join up together, and (as directed by the snail) heads for Kale's place. On the way, they also meet Green Star. They also meet several thousand car-sized tortoises swimming for the ocean. Somewhat lacking in leadership and goals, the party decides to accompany them to their town in the ocean.
Gameality Date: October 27, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Fourteen dwarves show up at the brothel, expecting Winter Wolf, Arizu, and Kale to go on a quest with them to avenge Konker's death. The dwarves speak of a one-handed wizard who sent them, and the party suspects Kane. After a great deal of harassment to the dwarves (who seem to expect to be fed and fucked for free) and high-handed refusals, they decide to play along in order to find Kane. They travel to Ye Olde Deade Ratte Inne where they are supposed to meet this wizard, but he doesn't seem much like Kane. The party gives up on the quest. The dwarves, disgruntled, set off with the wizard to avenge Konker. The party muddles about at the inn before returning to the brothel, which they find has been rent in half! Wanting revenge, they set off northwest after the dwarves and the wizard. On the way across the plains, they foil the antics of the glitter gophers by setting fire to the plains. Little known to the party, they have now become fully enmeshed in Kane's illusion.
Gameality Date: October 26, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
A knight named Konker (who identifies himself as “Sir Konker” shows up at the tree asking for aid in what he eventually discloses is his quest to find a foe worthy of him—a Balrog. He beats Winter Wolf in a "first blood" fight but dies nastily when Kale challenges him to cross a line and then creates a 10' deep barrier pit beneath him. His last words to Kale are "avenge my death!" Kale ironically agrees to do so.
Gameality Date: October 25, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Philo once again attempts to plug Kale for the new mayor. The Hinkerville constables throw Philo in jail on the recommendation of the Guild of Light, who have dubbed him "dangerously unstable" and "prone to demonic posession". The death penalty is waved due to the apparant influence of demons, however.
Gameality Date: October 24, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale gets very slightly more intelligent, and keeps sprouting a few new feathers. Early in the morning, the wizard finally comes by, and informs Kale that the throne does indeed turn whoever owns it into a goose even as it increases that person's intelligence. To terminate the spell, Kale learns he must terminate his ownership of it.
Later that day, the party travels to the limestone mine, where they eventually end up slaughtering many of the gnomes. The head matriarch gnome lays a curse on Winter Wolf before she dies. Kale then heartlessly kills the Lime Golems they find there to harvest their bodies for lime pieces. Kale also forces one of the gnomes, Busk, to take the throne at sword point.
The party then leaves, much richer and finally free of the cursed throne.
Gameality Date: October 23, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Winter Wolf rides into town with ten guards under his command, this time as the represenative of the Guild of Light, sent to investigate the recent death of the mayor. With the help of a largely oblivious Philo (who nevertheless claims that the murder was prompted by demonic posession), Winter Wolf determines that the brothel has much to do with matters. He soon talks to Kale who, depressed that he is turning into a goose and having some ethical problems with his own recent behavior, basically spills the beans. Winter Wolf, never a terribly ethical person or one predisposed to a guild like the Guild of Light, forms a deal with them in exchange a share of the profits they can get from their new information. He sends his guards back to the guild with the message that a demon was responsible for the mayor's death.
Gameality Date: October 22, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Early in the morning, Philo and Kale go to the coordinates given to them by Jack to confirm that something is actually there. They find a limestone mine guarded by gnomes. Later that day, Kale hires a wizard from town to investigate how and why the throne is turning Kale into a goose.
Gameality Date: October 21, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza decides that she has had enough of all this deception, and goes to have "some time to herself" in order to have her baby. She leaves a note to this effect and rides (on elephant) upriver. The continuing adventures of Atheza are recounted elsewhere.
Coincidentally, Atheza's nephew Arizu arrives slightly after her (in search of her) and, not able to locate her here, decides to hang out at the tree and join in the fun for a while, possibly partly in search of leads as to Atheza's whereabouts.
Gameality Date: October 20, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale feigns the capture of Philo, and the two of them stage a fake exorcism in town leading to a general belief that demons were responsible for the mayor's death. Philo begins a surprisingly effective "Kale for Mayor" campaign by visiting the town bars and speaking on his behalf, and as a result is not lynched.
Kale notices with annoyance that the feathers he has sprouted are still growing, and his nose is getting harder.
Gameality Date: October 19, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
After a brief rest, the party turns its thoughts to whether to use the (apparantly evil) Jack-in-the-Box (which requires a flesh sacrifice) that they found at Good Wizard's castle. Kale and Atheza's debate is rendered pointless, however, when Philo goes to town and offs the major. His "excecution" is less than flawless and he is very noticed, but he escapes (without the mayor's corpse). Kale hatches a plan to confuse the issue and convince people that they had nothing to do with it and that the "Blue Warriors" (led by assassin H.S.) are responsible. With Atheza's help, he convinces the townspeople that the mayor is still alive and that she should be guarded at the brothel. They then takes her there, but on the way slay the legion of guards assigned to defend her and claim that the Blue Warriors ambushed them. They then feed her corpse to Jack and are rewarded with the coordinates of a "place where they can take advantage of the new currency", located in the mountains to the northwest.
Gameality Date: October 18, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Philo Smallberries, a mysterious hobbit who likes to be referred to as "Hobbitslayer," arrives and takes a job at the famous brothel. Kale, meanwhile, notices that he seems to be growing a few feathers.
Gameality Date: October 12, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
After getting the brothel started on the road to stability again, Atheza, Henry, and Kale set off in search of the remaining meece.
Alter-Bog and Alter-Dimensha show up in this reality with intent to plunder, but find that the economy has collapsed. Dimensha is disappointed, but Alter-Bog uses the opportunity to save what he sees as a bunch of persecuted meece. They run into Kale and Atheza and eventually discover the mutual gain to be had from killing Good Wizard. Joined by whimsical elf called Green Star for no very good reason, and after much mucking about in the brothel, they set off via a plane brought by Alter-Dimensha and Alter-Bog. They Powderity (a hunted Limestone Troll), scatter Good Wizard's army using a gem of souls, kill his dragon, and confront Good Wizard. Good Wizard, not to be outdone, locks them in a force pen with ease, and things look grim. Evil Wizard, however, is dissatisfied with the amount of sex he gets from Good Wizard, and takes this opportunity to kill Good Wizard. The party plunders lots of loot and goes to their respective homes.
Gameality Date: October 11, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
To improve their foul moods, Azetha, Kale, and Valerie have wild sex half the night while Henry cruses the town. The next day, they travel to the brothel with a cranky Henry, the balsita, and the constable assigned to it (a man unfortunately named Dodo). Kale employs flight/diving tactics to kill some of the very oblivious outdoor guard meece while Azetha dispatches others with the balista. They then place barrier walls on either side of the tree entrance and balista many meece who foolishly exit when Kale uses his smoke staff and his Amulet of Animalspeake to convince the meece that the tree is on fire. Once most of the meece are dead, they discover the leader of the meece, known as King Maohood of Waycor, tie him up, and set their miserable employees free from the dungeon/Henry's room. They begin to reorganize the brothel.
Gameality Date: October 10, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza, Henry, and Kale appear in Hinkerville. Unfortunately, just as Good Wizard warned, there was a slight time dilation. The party soon discovers that a month has passed, and that during this time, the Hinkerville (and Shamina) economy appears to have collapsed. The barter system has replaced the use of precious metals (which are no longer so precious), with particular emphasis on livestock. Depressed, the remaining members of the party returns to the brothel, only to discover that it's been taken over by meece. The meece give them a chance to go peacefully, but this does little to raise spirits. Atheza and Henry return to town while Kale investigates the tree via aviation. He enters the unguarded top and rescues the privy-using prostitute Valerie with a woodwall and a one-use portable door from his Cloak of Many Things. Together they return to town where Azetha has already determined a way to rent a defense balista from the town (the mayor decides to help due to the menacing nature of the meece). In order to pay for it, Azetha takes out a ten turkey loan from the bank/livery, and Kale peels a cow from his magic cloak (in the mayor's office). The party gets a room for cheap at the Ye Olde Deade Ratte Inne.
Gameality Date: September 13—October 12, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Individuals hired by Good Wizard exchange gold for bronze and ruin the economy, but not before it makes Good Wizard very rich indeed.
Gameality Date: September 13, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Good Wizard sends the party home to their universe in their proper location, although he adds that he can't guarantee that they'll end up in their own time. They vanish. Evil Wizard stays behind with Good Wizard.
Gameality Date: September 10—13, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
The party stays with Good Wizard on the mountain, killing time while he does research on how to get them home.
Gameality Date: September 10, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza wakes to the sound of Kale being whipped and rises to save him. Peering out Azetha's window, she sees Kale, grinning out of defiance even as Kayel tortures him. Atheza attempts to climb out of the tree, but slips, plummetting over 110 feet into the ground, and dies when her rib penetrates her heart. Kale (who has been grinning madly even as he is tortured) now becomes terribly upset and uses the forthcoming rush of adrenaline to break his bonds. In his anger, he slays Kayel. Azetha tries to tend to Atheza, but with no luck. Deciding there's little left for her here, she decides to go with Kale, Henry, and Evil Wizard to attempt to get to the other universe.
Evil Wizard teleports them back to his home, only this time there is no dimensional shift. The party learns that the monitary system here is opposite of the one they they're used to: bronze equals gold, silver equals silver, and gold equals bronze. They change all their money into gold and once again tackle the mountain. This time, however, the defenses much more formidable. The suits of armor are competant, the guards are caffinated, and the trap is actually set. The man operating the catapult, however, asks only that they help him dismantle it. When they reach Good Wizard (who is tall in this universe), Kale tells him of their plan to use their gold to become fabulously rich. Good Wizard agrees to trade Evil Wizard for their trip home. He begins his studies of the situation, and the party stays the night on the mountain.
Gameality Date: September 7, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza, Grono, and Henry appear to be sane when the rest of the party digs them up, so the party sets off for a nearby town, where they determine that they are on a small island south of the main continent of Shamina. They also learn that an evil wizard known only as Evil Wizard, who lives on "Evil Mountain" nearby, is probably capable of taking them home. However, no one has ever dared disturb Evil Wizard.
Defying the advice of the locals, the party sets off up the mountain in search of the wizard, noting as they go that each time they look up at it, lighting seems to strike around it. They defeat a series of utterly pathetic defenses, including some rusted out and barely-moving animated suits of armor, six sleeping guards, a lion-in-a-pit trap which has already been set off (and whose lion is dead), and a strange person who wants to fire himself off at them in a catapult (though he apparently runs off when Kale creates fog).
At the top of the mountain, the party is only mildly surprised to find a tourist shop, where they purchase "I Love the Evil Wizard" and "I Went To See the Evil Wizard and All I Got Was This Lousy Tunic" tunics. When they enter the castle, however, they discover the so called Evil Wizard to be less than a less than intimidating figure who is not much more than five feet tall and who speaks in a rather odd fashion. Atheza attempts to seduce him, but he's really more interested in bondage with Kale. Using this fact, eventually Kale convinces him to help them return home. They teleport into Hinkerville, sans Fidgit and Grono (who, apparently due to a spell miscalculation, end up elsewhere); for some reason, Evil Wizard also accompanies them, apparently by accident. They search briefly, but fail to locate Grono and Fidgit. On the way back to the tree, they encounter the Benevolent Society of Meece, which gives them a gift of gold. The party determines that something is not quite right, but does not put together the fact that they are in an alternate universe until they reach the tree and encounter alternate duplicates of themselves. Kale is thrown in the dungeon by Kayel, his alternate self, Henry learns to write poetry from his alter Henry (a troll intellectual), and Atheza hits it off with her alternate self Azetha. The two have sex all night.
Gameality Date: September 6, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale and Fidgit follow the obvious trail of their loony companions until they encounter a tribe of Wose. The Wose welcome them, and Fidgit offers one of them his lamp. This Wose wastes little time misusing the lamp, however, and he quickly hurts himself. The Wose are upset, and Kale and Fidgit are forced to leave, but not before they are chased up several trees (Kale uses his Staff of Light and Flight), to which the Wose set fire. Kale and Fidgit finally set off again, and this time they encounter a group of elephants which take them captive to Atheza’s location. Atheza hangs naked from a tree and tries to boil them all in a lake as if it were a pot. Due to their insanity, Grono and Henry are of little help to anyone. After much waiting around in a lake and watching the insane babblings of Atheza, Kale and Fidgit finally get out of this situation, reclaim their posessions, tie up their insane companions (except Atheza for whom they have to chase around in circles for a while), and set off for the portal again. Unfortunately, by the time they reach it, it has disappeared.
As the evening turns into night, the party's spirits are low. While wandering through the wilderness, however, they run into a strange old man who offers them a cure for insanity. They follow him to a graveyard, and he tells them to perform an odd ritual involving digging up graves and forcing the insane people to spend a night in the grave. When they do this, the man mysteriously disappears. In one of the graves they dig up is another old geezer, who is undead (and not very smart). They rip off this undead creature's potent magical sword, get him terrifically drunk, and leave him locked in someone else's grave. They also bury Atheza, Grono, and Henry for the night.
Gameality Date: September 5, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza, Henry, and Grono wake up the next morning completely batty. They take advantage of the distraction provided by an insane Gnat-Fly-bitten moose (who keeps Kale and Fidgit occupied by ineffectually attacking the tree with its antlers) and steal all of Kale’s best stuff. They escape through the tree’s location-shifting portal. When Kale and Fidgit finish interrogating the nutty moose, they work out what has happened to Atheza, Henry, and Grono and follow them through the portal. They emerge in a forest on the other side of the continent where they begin to track their insane companions.
Gameality Date: September 4, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale, Fidgit, and Atheza (the latter of whom is now alerted to the smell to which she had become accustomed) dig up the Gnat Fly eggs and destroy them in a bonfire. They realize that some of the flies have escaped, however, when they hear a loud buzzing sound. They do some research, from which they learn that the flies are attracted to noise and that they are known to cause insanity. They then purchase an herb which kills most insects, in the hope that it will affect the escaped Gnat Flies. They apply this to themselves and make a lot of noise. The flies approach and bite Atheza, Henry the troll, and Grono, a guard at the brothel. There is no immediate effect. Nevertheless, afraid that the three of them will go crazy, Atheza positions the trio between some guards and the pool before settling in for the night.
Gameality Date: September 3, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
After having endured great humiliation as a failed duke in Queensbarrow, Kale and his new associate Fidgit return to the vastly redecorated brothel which Atheza has been running. Upon nearing Hinkerville, they are attacked by a party of three meece which they eventually manage to scare off. As they near the brothel, they notice the terrible smell of the Gnat Flies.
Gameality Date: August 8, 998Cobbler: ineptsegue
The Gnat Flies which have been growing in Kale’s unmarked communal grave begin to emit a terrible stench in preparation for their hatching. Business at the brothel begins to fade off.
Gameality Date: November 3, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Having found his way to Portsmouth, Toswald's capitol city, Winter Wolf at last manages to evade Uptythe by joining the Guild of Light and thus convincing the god of his purity.
Gameality Date: October 16, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
After an excruciatingly tremendous amount of pain, Gwehr expires from the aforementioned terrible disease. Atheza begins to grieve her loss. To ease the pain, she channels a lot of energy into redecorating the brothel.
Gameality Date: May 28, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
An unknown disease from an unknown source begins to cause Gwehr to die a slow, excrutiatingly painful, horrible death. She begins to experience constant agony. Neither Atheza nor any of Gwehr's friends can do anything.
Gameality Date: May 14, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale arrives in Queensbarrow and returns to his former life as a Duke. A variety of undetermined things happen to him over the course of the next year.
Gameality Date: May 9, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Before he departs Hinker county, Kale finds his way to Kane’s "hideout." With a small amount of help from Samuel, Kane's servant, Kale wounds the sleeping Kane, stabbing him in they eye. Kale also steals a number of Kane's belongings, including the staff that makes ultra-sophisticated illusions possible. Kane is too wounded to pursue.
Unknown to Kale, Samuel leaves Kane at this point and takes up begging.
Gameality Date: May 8, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale decides to "lie low" for a while. Pretending to close down his brothel, he in fact entrusts it to Atheza, who operates it discreetly. Kale leaves town and contemplates returning to his old life before wandering out of the woods, which for some reason he scantly remembers.
Gameality Date: May 7, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
The next morning, a great storm brings Uptythe and his clerics. Gwehr and Kale, the only two currently in the vicinity of the tree, narrowly avoid death (Kane "rescues" them). Unfortunately, his only motive is to taunt them, and it appears that Kane may have been responsible for the entire experience. Kale is unhappy.
Gameality Date: May 6, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale and Winter Wolf travel to Uptythe’s church in downtown Hinkerville. There, they activate the head cleric’s staff, not knowing what this would do. They are soon alarmed to discover that it summons Uptythe.
Uptythe is unhappy with them. They run as fast as they can from the church, pausing only to set fire to it with a lighning bolt. Winter Wolf decides to skip town, but Uptythe follows him and makes his life hell until he finally evades him by joining an organization called the Guild of Light, a rather moralistic and traditional semi-secret order funded by the Toswald government.
Gameality Date: May 5, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Clerics of Uptythe, god of sexual purity, show up at the brothel and politely insist that Kale close it down. Not one to tolerate religious fundamentalism, Kale slaughters them without much thought.
Perhaps inspired by Kale's enthusiasm, Winter Wolf joins Kale’s cause. Kale throws the cleric corpses in his mass grave, and several Gnat Flies (creatures which are born through spontaneous generation in decaying magical beings or substances) form in the corpses of some of Uptythe’s deceased clerics.
Gameality Date: July 4, 995—May 4, 997Cobbler: ineptsegue
Several years pass in which the brothel grows and prospers.
Gameality Date: July 3, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale travels off with said halfling, who kills the water nymph living in the stream to the south of the tree. The halfling shows him to the devices but double crosses him (using his help to acquire the devices) and tries to take both the gold and the devices. A madcap race through a cave and up through a mountain peak follows. Eventually Kale kills the halfling.
Gameality Date: July 2, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
A halfling shows up, asking for 500 gold to show Kale to the location of some teleportation devices which he rightly believes might be useful due to the far-off location of the brothel. Kale agrees but first goes to get a loan.
Gameality Date: July 1, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale completes last minute brothel details and opens it for business.
Gameality Date: June 30, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Fum arrives with intent to turn the brothel into firewood. Kale and Crysha kill him together. Atheza and Gwehr return and begin work on the addition.
Gameality Date: June 29, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Local resident Crysha applies for and gets a job as Kale’s secretary. She then screws Kale.
Gameality Date: June 28, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza and Gwehr go to town to work out plans for the house they intend to build on top of the brothel.
Gameality Date: June 17, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale gets out of jail and returns to the brothel, whereupon Marnil yells at him for taking off without letting her know where he was going. Marnil storms off in a huff to pick berries. Shortly thereafter, she stumbles into the home of a giant named Fum, where she is killed. Meanwhile, Gwehr and Atheza (still in jail due to their lack of cooperation with the authorities) experiment with their sexuality and discover that they are bisexual.
Gameality Date: June 16, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Marnil gets really bored and returns to the tree.
Gameality Date: June 12, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale and Gwehr hire Atheza as a mercenary to help them eliminate the sewer menace. They are successful in dispatching the alligators and the instigating ninjas, though Kale loses his herb pouch in the process. With this loss, Kale loses a significant portion of the remainder of his innocence, becoming hardened and bitter. Though this bitterness remains with Kale to the end of his days, it sometimes comes and goes.
All three members of the group also acquire nifty pairs of knee-high shiny rubber boots. Upon returning to the surface, they disgrace themselves severely with their stupid behavior (involving insulting the mayor and tromping sewer feces over the town) and get thrown in jail.
Gameality Date: June 11, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale, visiting Ye Olde Deade Ratte Inne, meets Gwehr, a human thief who decides to adventure with Kale. After Gwehr finally decides not to attempt to kill Kale, together, they attempt to rid the sewers of Hinkerville of a recent alligator manifestation. They fail and retreat. Meanwhile, Atheza hires herself to a local mercenary business.
Gameality Date: June 10, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale and Raistair complete tree redecorations. Marnil gets trapped inside due to the recent addition of locks. She escapes, mildly trashes the tree, writes Kale a note, and goes to town. Raistair returns to Hinkerville to nurses his head injury.
Gameality Date: June 8, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Atheza Stanim arrives in Hinker County with an impressive collection of animals including an elephant, a cow, and a chicken. Atheza is also accompanied by a young troll named Henry she had kidnapped as a child from his home in a troll den.
Gameality Date: June 7, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
While Aedalth returns to town and Marnil stays at the brothel, Kale begins extensive redecoration of the tree with the help of an architect named Raistair. Unbenownst to Kale, Raistair is not trustworthy and secretly plots to build into the tree a series of traps and secret passageways he intends to use himself later to undermine Kale. However, Raistair suffers a traumatic blow to the head during construction and forgets to complete his plan.
Gameality Date: June 6, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Aedalth, a female human user of magic in some form, arrives in Hinkerville for unknown reasons.
In accordance with some convenient law of narration, Kale runs into Aedalth and Marnil while taking Enthral’s chariot to town. For reasons unknown to history, they return to the tree together, where they discover an “amusement wizard” named Kane. Kane whisks them away to a maze for his own viewing pleasure. With the help of Kane’s incredibly zany, fish-fetished and traitorous servant, Samuel, they attain the necessary "blue sword" and exit the maze.
Gameality Date: June 5, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale returns to the tree, navigates its various hazards, and eventually eliminates Enthral in a spectacular feat of agility involving falling from a height of over 120 feet, a whip, and two successful maneuvers which could only be described as sheer folly. He deems the tree his own and quickly brainstorms the idea of starting a brothel there.
Gameality Date: June 4, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Marnil, a human woman whose history is lost in the mists of time, arrives in Hinker County.
Gameality Date: June 3, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale, having recently suffered memory loss, stumbles across the Enthral's tree. His bungling attempts to take over are foiled when Enthral teleports him to outside of the tree. Kale travels to the nearby town of Hinkerville and hangs around in Rodney’s Ye Olde Deade Ratte Inne. He flirts with bar wenches, relaxes for a while, and purchases some supplies.
Gameality Date: May 30, 995Cobbler: ineptsegue
Kale Ecuttel leaves his home and dukeship in Queensbarrow for some reason.
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