Roleplaying Purity Test

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Roleplaying Purity Test

This test is written from the perspective of a PC, and thus should be administered to individual characters, not players.

Have you ever...

...seduced someone in a dungeon or labyrinth?
...convinced someone to accept, or accepted yourself, prurient favors in exchange for supplies or goods?
...had a player who played another character while simultaneously playing you?
...had someone other than your usual player control you for a session because your usual player was absent?
...bungled or botched an attempt to engage in an explicitly prurient activity?
...tried acting evil, just to see what it would be like?
...scoffed or otherwise expressed derision at the idea that you would ever have to deal with the consequences of your actions?
...engaged in a battle to the death over a fairly worthless item?
...refused to pay for something as a matter of principle, even though the sum was so paltry that you realistically had no reason to care?
...had a player who actually felt guilty for actions you took?
...behaved in an evil fashion so often that you began to feel guilty when you behaved in a good fashion?
...gotten someone killed or maimed as a result of a practical joke?
...got any health (hit points, health levels, etc.) back for having a prurient experience?
...carted around the remains of the people or monsters you killed, just for the hell of it?
...carried far more currency and equipment with you than you really reasonably could if you were to follow the encumbrance rules?
...translated a lot of small change into a smaller amount of more valuable currency without the use of a money changer or a spell (in other words, by cheating)?
...made use of facts you technically weren't aware of, but your player was, in order to accomplish your goals?
...chosen your profession based on the fact that the rest of your party needed someone of that profession in order to have a well-balanced group (for example, become a cleric so the party would have a healer)?
...behaved in a suicidal way because your player was losing interest in the game?
...had an ability suddenly taken away from you, in defiance of all logic, because it was unbalancing the game?
...failed to accomplish a mission due to deep-seated personal problems (disadvantages, flaws, drawbacks, or whatever) for which you were never compensated with extra experience points?
...had a player who used your drunkenness as an excuse to pick up someone up in real life?
...cast a spell for the purposes of enhancing your prowess in prurient matters or decreasing the competence of your competition?
...helped your player to discover, by engaging in prurient activities, that your player was a different sexual orientation than he or she had previously thought he or she was?
...claimed to be a god for prurient reasons?
...been raised from the dead five or more times?
...been raised from the dead five or more times during a single gaming session?
...had a player use you for the purposes of seducing another player?
...had a player who lied about a roll governing one of your actions?
...had a player who read the gamemaster's notes without that GM's consent?
...benefited from experience points for personal problems (disadvantages, flaws, drawbacks, etc.) which you never actually exhibited?
...gotten annoyed at your player for putting you in such dangerous situations?
...changed your alignment, or abandoned the concept of alignment entirely, for prurient purposes?
...attempted a romantic relationship with someone who had a diametrically opposed philosophy to yours (for example, if you're good, have you tried to romance someone evil)?
...had a player who fantasized about playing someone else's character while roleplaying?
...“made it” with any race which is at least half, or double, your size?
...engaged in prurient relations with the undead (double points for the actually dead)?
...engaged in prurient relations with a character whose player was of an unattractive gender to you?
...fantasized about making out with a baalrogue, a beholdor, or a horde of kobolds?
...used a weapon to enhance a prurient experience (double points for gunpowder)?
...engaged in prurient relations while wearing full plate mail armor?
...fantasized about making out with any creature powerful enough to strike you dead where you stand with merely a thought, set you on fire with its gaze?
...worn nothing underneath your full plate armor
...used a body search as an excuse to cop a feel (or to be felt up?)
...used the looting of a corpse as an excuse to cop a feel?