The diary of Gol'Thonkm the Well-Oiled

of late i have been feeling as though i have been missing simthign in my life. Even combat has become boring and roputine. just this morning i was thinking, oh, lizardmen again. Well of course, not at the time, i was nearly shitting myself. Thankfully i ran into that Proctomancer a few weeks back. I was a little suspicious of her, but she insisted than i buy this new loincloth, said it was magic. She must have known of my little problem...